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Card says: "It's your day. Let 'em know you're the damn queen."

Child's writing says: Dear [Redacted] you can be anything just like a damn queen"

Test question says: "What do you think life will be like in 100 years?"

Answer says: "all lava 10 volcanos will erupt at the same time and everything will burn" 

Note says: "[Redacted] is ready for money because she lost a tooth"

Writing on left side of card says: "You are a good friend. I like fire too."

Writing on right side next to drawing says: "King cobra"

Writing says: "I'm sorry that you are giting your balls removed sorry abat your balls" 

Writing on package says: "Totally not drugs"

Instructions says: "Draw and label something that ends with the same sound as 'scarf.'"

The child's drawing is of someone barfing

Test question says: Shannon baked a pan of fresh brownies. After they cooled, she packed them in boxes of 4 to give to her friends. How many brownies could Shannon have baked? Circle all possible numbers."

Test question says: "Explain how you know"

Child's written answer says: "Cause I know" next to a drawing of a face with a big brain

I was hoping that you could grade my Andrew Jackson activity that I handed in because my stepmom keeps seeing it in the missing assignments area in PowerSchool and won't stop bothering me about it so now we are here.

Tablet says: "I'm not sure where to find 'Deez nuts'"