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my bf is beefing with the 6 year old i babysit bc he has a crush on me. he’s asking me things like “are you with him right now?” yeah and we’re watching roblox conspiracies

one time i was on an elevator and a guy dropped a bunch of loose grapes on the ground & was like “omg sorry i haven’t eaten grapes in a while” & i think about him whenever i have to handle grapes after a long break

why do people named thomas go by tom & not ass

the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13-14 is unbreakable

That one time my anxiety was so bad I googled “is it legal to do laundry at night”

There are no 2 temperatures further apart than 55° in March and 55° in September

one time I told my therapist I was scared I might be a narcissist and she immediately goes “okay tell me 3 things you like about yourself” and that was the funniest way to relieve my anxiety

all this RTO vs WFH stuff can be solved so easily: when my hair looks really good, everyone has to come into the office. otherwise, whatever

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

Reading as an adult is cool and all, but where’s the personal pan pizza for reaching my reading goals?

my roommate that hates me is sobbing in her room and i’m in the kitchen making a baked potato… i feel awful imagine you’re crying and you leave your room to see a girl you hate making a baked potato

at the doctor's office booing all the names being called that aren't mine

just heard a hair stylist say to her client “it’s so crazy how we both have different information based on our algorithms” i’ve never clocked into the eavesdropping factory faster

*takes sip of drink on first date* so should we start with openai or iran

One time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I said “Sam but you can call me captain ravioli” and my dad just looked at me and said “what the fuck was that? don’t do that” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

Applauding the innovation shown by this restaurant that tried to conceal their C rating from the Department of Health pic.twitter.com/Wqwh00upjE

I’m a quadruplet and my mom always tells the story of how as a kid I would look out the window and ask “are there maybe other kids to play with”

Teyana’s daughter, Rue, graduated summa cum laude from the Blue Ivy School of Management 👩🏾🎓pic.twitter.com/4pNDkInvRm https://t.co/G2oTUjEvhh

People come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and you’re like “sure” and u look over and they've chosen literally the most random glass you've ever seen.

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

I have never see a hot/handsome man call women “mid”. It’s always the ones who look like God submitted them at 23:59.

i just ate a pancake in front of my grandma and she said "i thought you hated those" because i told her once that i like waffles. i guess twitter isn't the only place

Education. That’s the Portuguese flag sir. https://t.co/y2amJVxsX9

I don’t know what's longer:a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.

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